universal sports ball!
the weight of a bowling ball
the color of a basketball
which is orange!
the feel of a football
and the size
of a baseball!
blue: throw me that universal sports ball!
*the ball is thrown*
*blue catches it, slams to the ground*
blue: yay! i just obtained sports points!
What a game! (European Universal Sports Ball coming soon)
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The spider has been found and murdered. That was a fun and exciting new part of my bedtime routine. Goodnight, all.
There's a spider in my bed somewhere soooooo yeah, I quit.
This here is just a weird text-based adventure.
Someone needs to get yelling guy away from the hecking mic.
Ha. This website suggests Improv Workshop as a "Fun Corporate Team-Building Activity".
This is the most wrong thing I've ever seen.
Psh, I've been putting an extra syllable in "combative" since before you were born.
me (listening to spotify): man, this song is pretty dang angry.
*checks song title*
me: ah. yes.