blue: oh cool, a puppy
yellow: yup! 10 weeks old
*cute puppy is standing there*
blue: cute dog
*blue looks down again*
blue: if you look at that super cute puppy one more time, you will literally explode from the cuteness
yellow: his paws are so enormous right now
blue: heh, yeah
blue (to self): nope, not looking
yellow: oh! here comes his duckie friend!
*blue looks down*
*puppy now has a little duck on his back*
*yellow is looking at a smoking bit of ground where blue was*
yellow: fourth person today
It’s been proven that there is no way to not explode given those circumstances.
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?