researcher: subject zero is about to be woken up from cryogenic sleep. prepare to witness history!
green: AHHH! where am i?
researcher: so far, so good!
green: what year is it?
researcher: i'm not allowed to answer that. it would be too shocking
researcher 2: so please, tell us the last meme you saw
green: oh... okay? sure. it was... a cat? no... a pop tart cat! a pink pop tart cat!
researcher 3: he has first hand knowledge of The Nyan Cat!!!
researcher 2: so tell us, what is Nyan Cat like?
researcher: he's cool, right?
The future is weird.
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