researcher: subject zero is about to be woken up from cryogenic sleep. prepare to witness history!
green: AHHH! where am i?
researcher: so far, so good!
green: what year is it?
researcher: i'm not allowed to answer that. it would be too shocking
researcher 2: so please, tell us the last meme you saw
green: oh... okay? sure. it was... a cat? no... a pop tart cat! a pink pop tart cat!
researcher 3: he has first hand knowledge of The Nyan Cat!!!
researcher 2: so tell us, what is Nyan Cat like?
researcher: he's cool, right?
The future is weird.
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?