researcher: subject zero is about to be woken up from cryogenic sleep. prepare to witness history!
green: AHHH! where am i?
researcher: so far, so good!
green: what year is it?
researcher: i'm not allowed to answer that. it would be too shocking
researcher 2: so please, tell us the last meme you saw
green: oh... okay? sure. it was... a cat? no... a pop tart cat! a pink pop tart cat!
researcher 3: he has first hand knowledge of The Nyan Cat!!!
researcher 2: so tell us, what is Nyan Cat like?
researcher: he's cool, right?
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I guess if the length of the coma was greater than how long Powerman 5000 music has existed, then it wouldn't be very jarring.
How jarring would that be if the first sounds you heard coming out of any length of coma was a pm5k song.
You wake from a coma. Powerman 5000 is blaring from a distant room.
input: walk towards room
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