green (to self): annnd i suddenly feel super awkward about everything
green (to self): this is really bad timing. since i'm at a social gathering
girl: hey, hi. you're in my econ class, yeah?
green (to self): durrrrr
*girl and green are silent. girl looks confused*
green (to self) snap out of it. snap out of it! DO IT! AHH! do it! do it!
green (out loud): ...phew, sorry. i was feeling really awkward for some reason, but i feel more normal now!
green (to self): why did you say that?! urrg
girl: heh, no worries. i was feeling kinda similar until i saw a familiar face.
girl: my name's jenny!
green: i'm alex! nice to meet you
green (to self): life is gonna be ok
Dude’s got it right. Life is gonna be ok.
Emerald City Comicon at the end of the week! AHHH! Come visit me! I’m gonna have the brand new book too!
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You know that scene in Face/Off where "Sean Archer" says "When all else fails, fresh tactics!" and then takes a sip… https://t.co/LDLROW8ILN
It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?