*a guy is sitting on a futon playing a video game holding a controller*
*the man flips the controller from his right to his left so that an invisible cord goes over his feet*
guy: oh wow... i just flicked the controller so that the cord would clear my feet as i switched sides. but controllers are wireless now...
guy: i must be getting old
So many years of corded gaming to fight against.
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I'm at that point in my life where I gotta decide...
no caps. ill never do proper punctuation
I'm an adult and I'm an adult now, hi.about 18 hours ago
I was warned and I didn't listen.
The world. It rolled me.
"So you like your wings hot?"
"Oh boy, be careful what you wish for!"
*drips three more drops of frank's red hot onto the wings*