car salesman: the car is $7,000. how will you be paying today?
blue (to himself): alright, here we go. time to get your haggle on
blue: does it really haaaave to beee that muuuuuch?
salesman: that's the price
blue: but i don't want it to be the priceeeeeee
blue: make the number lower!
blue: lower it!
blue: lower it?
blue: ok. here's a cashier's check that i got prior to this conversation for the exact amount
blue: this guy's good
If there was a magic word or phrase that I could say to a car salesman that would magically lower the number, I would say it dozens of times.
Well, I guess that phrase would be “I’ll pay in cash”? Who knows; I’m not that good at magic.
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In the middle of my after work run, as it all got darker, I realized that I should have bought some non black running clothes.
Upside of leaving the apartment for a few days and not taking care of dirty dishes and trash is coming back to many new fruit fly friends!
Ok, I'm gonna be healthier starting now.
No more McDoubles!
Have a rad flu, folks.
I got a flu shot! So now if I get the flu, it's only be the raddest of flus. No common, expected flu for me!
It's gonna be sick.
Just read "Narcos" on Netflix as "Nachos".
I must be hungry.