car salesman: the car is $7,000. how will you be paying today?
blue (to himself): alright, here we go. time to get your haggle on
blue: does it really haaaave to beee that muuuuuch?
salesman: that's the price
blue: but i don't want it to be the priceeeeeee
blue: make the number lower!
blue: lower it!
blue: lower it?
blue: ok. here's a cashier's check that i got prior to this conversation for the exact amount
blue: this guy's good
If there was a magic word or phrase that I could say to a car salesman that would magically lower the number, I would say it dozens of times.
Well, I guess that phrase would be “I’ll pay in cash”? Who knows; I’m not that good at magic.
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Where's the dang e-brake on this horse?
Woke up at 5, so I'm playing Red Dead Redemption b4 I go to work at 7 for a code release
No one ever told me adulting could look like this
I think it's time for me to level up my career and start sleeping at the office.
I'm like 80% on coming back to comics. Just gotta draw all the flames!
Oh jeez, I kinda forgot how to draw my comic.
The man walked in slowly and raised his gun. "I'd like to donate this and abandon my reckless lifestyle", he said.