car salesman: the car is $7,000. how will you be paying today?
blue (to himself): alright, here we go. time to get your haggle on
blue: does it really haaaave to beee that muuuuuch?
salesman: that's the price
blue: but i don't want it to be the priceeeeeee
blue: make the number lower!
blue: lower it!
blue: lower it?
blue: ok. here's a cashier's check that i got prior to this conversation for the exact amount
blue: this guy's good
If there was a magic word or phrase that I could say to a car salesman that would magically lower the number, I would say it dozens of times.
Well, I guess that phrase would be “I’ll pay in cash”? Who knows; I’m not that good at magic.
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Someone needs to get yelling guy away from the hecking mic.
Ha. This website suggests Improv Workshop as a "Fun Corporate Team-Building Activity".
This is the most wrong thing I've ever seen.
Psh, I've been putting an extra syllable in "combative" since before you were born.
me (listening to spotify): man, this song is pretty dang angry.
*checks song title*
me: ah. yes.
Find the good parts of the internet, everyone. They are out there.
If I get an ad about Sarbanes-Oxley, I swear to heck I will disconnect the entire internet from all of you.