green: yup. i need pizza right now
green (on phone): hi. one pepperoni pizza. yup. where?
green: last row, chem lecture hall
green: this was a bad idea
crowd of students surrounding him: free?
Hmmmm, I want pizza now.
(And for all you U of M people, chem 1800 was the lecture hall I was thinking about =) )
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