red: venture capital? more like...
red: ADventure capital! woo! WOO
*jumps off cliff*
tie guy: you used my VC money... to go on an adventure?
tie guy: you were supposed to build the next big social network with that money!
red: ha ha. whoops.
*tie guy is bungee jumping with red*
tie guy: you were right. use that money like this is much more fun
I’m sure he would have gotten to that programming eventually! You know, probably once he got to the ground. Or maybe he only programs during free fall! Oh wow, that guy is much cooler than me.
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