justin: lemme just look over this 2nd story railing at the mall
justin: there's the Auntie Anne's!
justin (to self): AHH! I'M GOING TO FALL OVER THE RAIL!
green: where is it?
justin (to self): AH! AH! AH! AH!
diagram of ground beneath justin marked with 3 Xs
1st X: landing there would hurt, but i'd have to accidentally jump forward
2nd X: it would hurt to land here
3rd X: landing over here would probably hurt a bit too
green: ...are you ok?
*justin closes his eyes*
justin: whoops! just blinked and imagined 20 different situations that end with me falling over this railing!
justin (at railing at a small ledge): this is more my speed!
Oh man, I have a terrible fear of heights.
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?