interviewer: hi, i'm Alex. i'll be interviewing you today!
guy: great to meet you!
interviewer: starting NOW!
interviewer: favorite tree and why! GO!
guy: uh! PINES! cuz... triangles! yeah!
interviewer: a pine man, eh? we sure do love our pines here
*two posters are behind the interviewer*
*pining for a good pine*
*my other tree is a pine as well*
interviewer (knocking on desk): go ahead, guess what my desk here is made of
*interviewer is silent*
interviewer (very close to guy's face): i would NEVER do that to a pine! i was wrong about you
guy: but sir! i'm a pine man!
interviewer: yeah right
guy: for life, sir!
interviewer: prove it
*guy shows interviewer his knuckles*
*knuckles say "PINE LYFE"*
interviewer (laying on table): i was double wrong about you. you're hired
That interview sure took a negative turn real quick. Good thing for tattoos and pine-love!
I feel like it would be fun to be interviewed by that guy.
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?