blue (performing stand-up): a man and a turkey walk into a bar on Thanksgiving eve. the man turns to the turkey and asks "want to get anything to eat?"
blue: the turkey responds "no thanks, i'm trying to get in shape. i've been working out a lot"
blue: ...that's the joke
teacher: it's ok! that's why we're all here in stand-up 101. learning the ropes of humor
student in class: i had trouble with this stand-up homework assignment as well. what should the turkey have said?
teacher: the correct response was "no thanks, i'm stuffed"
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone in the United States!
To everyone else, Happy Thursday Day!
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If something ever gets in the way of my sleep plans, oh boy will I not be happy.
Im looking at you, work.about 15 hours ago
And wouldn't you know it, I can't fall asleep. I blame at least one of the seven Monsters I had today.
Please excuse me while I promptly fall asleep in the shower.
I've had 7 Monsters so far at this Warped Tour. I'm doin ok.
Sorry about the lack of comics; there's some tough life stuff going on. Should have a comic update soon though. Thanks for your patience.