blue (performing stand-up): a man and a turkey walk into a bar on Thanksgiving eve. the man turns to the turkey and asks "want to get anything to eat?"
blue: the turkey responds "no thanks, i'm trying to get in shape. i've been working out a lot"
blue: ...that's the joke
teacher: it's ok! that's why we're all here in stand-up 101. learning the ropes of humor
student in class: i had trouble with this stand-up homework assignment as well. what should the turkey have said?
teacher: the correct response was "no thanks, i'm stuffed"
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone in the United States!
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Rough week so far, dang. I'll finish the comic I started Sunday tonight for tomorrow and then we can all celebrate at your house.
Ooo, it smells like I remembered to make food tonight.
My Number 1 Pet Peeve: dying in a horrible fire.
I slept weird last night. I partially blame the five Jr. Cheeseburgers I ate right before going to bed.
Tomorrow is sport day. Mmmmmmm, excited.
Sorry. My legit enthusiasm didn't come through. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, LET'S PLAY THESE GAMES ALREADY!
Jokes on you, everyone-at-work. I wasn't wearing deodorant all day.
This ad just aired during the Pats game. My head literally exploded into 7 billion pieces due to pure joy/nostalgia