blue (performing stand-up): a man and a turkey walk into a bar on Thanksgiving eve. the man turns to the turkey and asks "want to get anything to eat?"
blue: the turkey responds "no thanks, i'm trying to get in shape. i've been working out a lot"
blue: ...that's the joke
teacher: it's ok! that's why we're all here in stand-up 101. learning the ropes of humor
student in class: i had trouble with this stand-up homework assignment as well. what should the turkey have said?
teacher: the correct response was "no thanks, i'm stuffed"
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone in the United States!
To everyone else, Happy Thursday Day!
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The best way to hydrate after running 6.2 miles is by eating 10 soft tacos from @tacobell
Not gonna lie, the insides of me right now feel totally awesome.