blue (performing stand-up): a man and a turkey walk into a bar on Thanksgiving eve. the man turns to the turkey and asks "want to get anything to eat?"
blue: the turkey responds "no thanks, i'm trying to get in shape. i've been working out a lot"
blue: ...that's the joke
teacher: it's ok! that's why we're all here in stand-up 101. learning the ropes of humor
student in class: i had trouble with this stand-up homework assignment as well. what should the turkey have said?
teacher: the correct response was "no thanks, i'm stuffed"
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone in the United States!
To everyone else, Happy Thursday Day!
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Currently riding the bus to work with a messenger bag full of Monster Energy. #friday
Yeah, I was born in 1901, sure. Just let me look at your age-restricted content please.
It's the year 2187. Robots are cheap and abundant. As you walk to the cafe, one approaches and says "You look great! http://t.co/noyo5RZW70"
A couple years ago, I visited NYC and bought some cool forks because I'm exciting like that.
Going through old code I wrote and found this:
alert("An empty string for a new global brand name? Try that one again; I believe in you!");
I'm starting this Monday off with a burnt tongue and some Limp Bizkit apparently.