blue: first day of classes! hmm. Mason Hall... where the heck is that?
blue: alright, i'm in Mason Hall... i think. where is room 1401? i'm gonna be late!
blue: there's gotta be a map somewhere... right?
*blue stands around while people pass him*
blue: i hope i don't have nightmares about this exact scenario for the rest of my life
Had one of these delicious nightmares just the other night.
I’m pulling another all-nighter for my job and I’m super tired! Wooooooo!
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Ok, I'm gonna be healthier starting now.
No more McDoubles!
Have a rad flu, folks.
I got a flu shot! So now if I get the flu, it's only be the raddest of flus. No common, expected flu for me!
It's gonna be sick.
Just read "Narcos" on Netflix as "Nachos".
I must be hungry.
Stay tuned for my Twitch stream!
Oh no. This is just Life.
Hot dogs are still one of my fallback late-night foods. NO REGRETS
Ok. I have a well enumerated list of regrets. Join me at my info session