orange: thank you so much for helping! here's some money for your trouble!
yellow: oh don't even worry about it! i just wanted to help
yellow (to self): MONEY! YOU CAN GET MONEY RIGHT NOW!
orange: i insist! really!
yellow: seriously, it's ok!
yellow (to self): ARRRRGH! why do you do this every time?
yellow (to self): ok, they'll insist once more and you'll graciously accept the money because that's how it works!
orange (walking away): well, ok! bye!
*yellow stands in silence*
*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! covers his face*
How To Accept Money From People
“Give me the money and don’t say a word.” Hmm, that sounds like a robbery.
“Thank you for the money. I appreciate it!” Much better.
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You know that scene in Face/Off where "Sean Archer" says "When all else fails, fresh tactics!" and then takes a sip… https://t.co/LDLROW8ILN
It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?