robot: barista! AH! double shot of espresso! STAT!
*robot and worker stand in silence*
worker: yup. still 2013.
worker: when the heck did robots start existing AND develop caffeine addictions?
Those robots are just like us people!
Just chillin’ on the couch, watching some TV.
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Currently riding the bus to work with a messenger bag full of Monster Energy. #friday
Yeah, I was born in 1901, sure. Just let me look at your age-restricted content please.
It's the year 2187. Robots are cheap and abundant. As you walk to the cafe, one approaches and says "You look great! http://t.co/noyo5RZW70"
A couple years ago, I visited NYC and bought some cool forks because I'm exciting like that.
Going through old code I wrote and found this:
alert("An empty string for a new global brand name? Try that one again; I believe in you!");
I'm starting this Monday off with a burnt tongue and some Limp Bizkit apparently.