robot: barista! AH! double shot of espresso! STAT!
*robot and worker stand in silence*
worker: yup. still 2013.
worker: when the heck did robots start existing AND develop caffeine addictions?
Those robots are just like us people!
Just chillin’ on the couch, watching some TV.
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I told myself I was going to work out today.
*eats a whole little caesar's pizza for dinner*
Ok, now I really gotta work out today.
I'm eating soup for lunch and I am inexplicably sad.
Wait, no, that's a lie. I'm explicably sad. I'm eating soup. I don't like soup.
I wanna play Fallout 4, but I'm on this couch and my computer is allll the way over there. *gestures to computer literally 253 miles away*
I watched Trainwreck. I really liked it! But absolutely HATED the Amy character because she was so selfish and terrible to good people.