justin: where is my wallet?
justin: alright, just visualize where you put it!
justin (visualizes it on a bookcase): yeah!
justin (at bookcase): nope
justin: come on! visualize better!
justin (visualizes wallet in freezer): NO!
justin (visualizes wallet on dog): no! how could it possibly be on my dog?!
justin (visualizing the moon, "your wallet is here)
justin: my brain is trolling me
If I can think it, then that’s where my wallet is. Hmmm, yup. My wallet is on your car. Now it’s being shot toward the sun on a rocket you made. Why would you do that to my wallet?!
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In the middle of my after work run, as it all got darker, I realized that I should have bought some non black running clothes.
Upside of leaving the apartment for a few days and not taking care of dirty dishes and trash is coming back to many new fruit fly friends!
Ok, I'm gonna be healthier starting now.
No more McDoubles!
Have a rad flu, folks.
I got a flu shot! So now if I get the flu, it's only be the raddest of flus. No common, expected flu for me!
It's gonna be sick.
Just read "Narcos" on Netflix as "Nachos".
I must be hungry.