justin: where is my wallet?
justin: alright, just visualize where you put it!
justin (visualizes it on a bookcase): yeah!
justin (at bookcase): nope
justin: come on! visualize better!
justin (visualizes wallet in freezer): NO!
justin (visualizes wallet on dog): no! how could it possibly be on my dog?!
justin (visualizing the moon, "your wallet is here)
justin: my brain is trolling me
If I can think it, then that’s where my wallet is. Hmmm, yup. My wallet is on your car. Now it’s being shot toward the sun on a rocket you made. Why would you do that to my wallet?!
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