red: can i pay with fish?
red (slams down two fixh)
red (pointing to eyes and eyebrows which are now fish)
person: sir, no.
Jeez, sir, no! You’re starting to be weird.
This is the Wendell kitchen loop. He runs this pretty much every night when I tell him it’s dinner time. He usually does about 5 or 6 loops before heading to where the food is. And nothing is sped up here either. He’s a fast doggie.
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