orange (holding bag): urg, this isn't my food! they messed up my delivery order AGAIN! come on!
orange (holding money): this is just a big bag of money! i can't eat this!
orange: wait a sec!
orange (at dinner table eating the money): i stand corrected!
I can think of no better use for that green paper stuff.
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?