orange (holding bag): urg, this isn't my food! they messed up my delivery order AGAIN! come on!
orange (holding money): this is just a big bag of money! i can't eat this!
orange: wait a sec!
orange (at dinner table eating the money): i stand corrected!
I can think of no better use for that green paper stuff.
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I just did some major sorcery on the mobile Invisible Bread site, so if you see any issues when browsing on your phone, please lemme know!about 19 minutes ago
I'm so glad I still have all my hair.
*opens closet door, hair from every haircut ive ever had pours out*about 10 hours ago
Wouldn't it be funny if aliens came to Earth one day and actually looked like all those crappy-looking CG aliens from older movies?about 23 hours ago
My body is ready to be filled with bad decisions and there is a fridge here full of energy drinks. Destiny? #hacklogic#hackathon