orange (holding bag): urg, this isn't my food! they messed up my delivery order AGAIN! come on!
orange (holding money): this is just a big bag of money! i can't eat this!
orange: wait a sec!
orange (at dinner table eating the money): i stand corrected!
I can think of no better use for that green paper stuff.
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I told myself I was going to work out today.
*eats a whole little caesar's pizza for dinner*
Ok, now I really gotta work out today.
I'm eating soup for lunch and I am inexplicably sad.
Wait, no, that's a lie. I'm explicably sad. I'm eating soup. I don't like soup.
I wanna play Fallout 4, but I'm on this couch and my computer is allll the way over there. *gestures to computer literally 253 miles away*
I watched Trainwreck. I really liked it! But absolutely HATED the Amy character because she was so selfish and terrible to good people.