sandwich shop guy: and how would you like us to make your sandwich?
customer: with love, please
*customer gives a big *harhar* type grin*
*employee looks at him with a blank stare*
*employee closes eyes and hearts begin to appear*
*employee grabs two hearts out of the air and slams them into the sandwich*
customer: thank you
employee: we aim to please
Now that’s good service!
I have a table at Motor City Comic Con this weekend! I don’t know what table number I have, but I know that I’ll definitely be in the building somewhere! If you’re attending, I would love it if you dropped by and said hi!
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You know that scene in Face/Off where "Sean Archer" says "When all else fails, fresh tactics!" and then takes a sip… https://t.co/LDLROW8ILN
It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?