orange: man... i wish my TV was bigger...
blue: whoa whoa whoa! hold your 1080p horses!
orange: ahh! who are you?!
blue: i'm the TV genie! i exist AND i heard your wish!
genie: now, close your eyes and let me do my magic!
genie: alright, open your eyes!
orange: whoa! the picture looks HUGE now! you are incredible
Question: Do I need a bigger TV?
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?