doctor: here you go. take this magic ointment. it should clear that thing up on your arm
doctor: be careful! it's literally magical! using too much can be dangerous!
red: yeah yeah
doctor: sir, i think you may have used too much
doctor: your insides are all rainbows now
red (with rainbows coming out of eyes and mouth): sweet!
doctor: heh, yeah. that is pretty sweet. carry on!
Who needs organs when you have rainbows!
I added a new part to The Programmer story:
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In the middle of my after work run, as it all got darker, I realized that I should have bought some non black running clothes.
Upside of leaving the apartment for a few days and not taking care of dirty dishes and trash is coming back to many new fruit fly friends!
Ok, I'm gonna be healthier starting now.
No more McDoubles!
Have a rad flu, folks.
I got a flu shot! So now if I get the flu, it's only be the raddest of flus. No common, expected flu for me!
It's gonna be sick.
Just read "Narcos" on Netflix as "Nachos".
I must be hungry.