doctor: here you go. take this magic ointment. it should clear that thing up on your arm
doctor: be careful! it's literally magical! using too much can be dangerous!
red: yeah yeah
doctor: sir, i think you may have used too much
doctor: your insides are all rainbows now
red (with rainbows coming out of eyes and mouth): sweet!
doctor: heh, yeah. that is pretty sweet. carry on!
Who needs organs when you have rainbows!
I added a new part to The Programmer story:
My Tweet Action
Was driving a little fast and saw a cop scouting, so I of course quickly pressed down on the gas as if it were the brakes whoops.