blue: i want to pet a dog right now!
green: yes! yes yes!
green (with phone): lemme find one with my doggie locator app!
blue: filter on corgi!
green: found one! only four blocks away! he's that way!
green: the app says he's an extra awesome corgi too!
blue: i've never run this fast before!
green (petting corgi): i really needed this
What a great app!
So, I’m currently sitting on my bed in a hotel room. At my 10 o’clock, there’s my girlfriend doing some last second studying for her Bar exam tomorrow. And at my 9, there’s a three person hot tub with mirrors behind it.
Yup. This place is sweet.
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So it's been 25 years since Dookie?
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I shouldn't have restarted my Jack Ryan watching right before bed. This particular episode is slightly intense.
*hears the sounds of a garbage truck coming down the street in the morning*
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