blue: i want to pet a dog right now!
green: yes! yes yes!
green (with phone): lemme find one with my doggie locator app!
blue: filter on corgi!
green: found one! only four blocks away! he's that way!
green: the app says he's an extra awesome corgi too!
blue: i've never run this fast before!
green (petting corgi): i really needed this
What a great app!
So, I’m currently sitting on my bed in a hotel room. At my 10 o’clock, there’s my girlfriend doing some last second studying for her Bar exam tomorrow. And at my 9, there’s a three person hot tub with mirrors behind it.
Yup. This place is sweet.
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I wonder if Metallica has played a song off of Master of Puppets in the past couple years and was like "huh, I guess we were young once?"
Back in my day, Sum 41 was just Sum 28.
I'm gonna feel dumb when I discover that I deleted all these spam comments when, in reality, their first name was actually "smartphone".
*links to some kind of free online essays thing*
I'm going through all my comments and the spam ones are always like "amazing post! ive bookmarked you and i love the way you do things!"