red: bungee jump! woooo!
red: gravity, you crazy abstract thing, tell me how you do it!
gravity: ok! massive object have a force that pulls other objects-
red (interrupting): gravity, i know that stuff. also, hi
red: what i'm asking is why massive objects have a magical force that pulls other objects toward them
gravity: ...i really don't like being asked that question. anyway, i don't wanna spoil the surprise. it's a real twist. you'll see
red: when will i find out?
gravity: soon. you forgot to attach your bungee cord.
red: ah! i really don't wanna know! don't murder me, gravity! do all your gravity magic and save me! please!
gravity: ... ok fine
*places red safely on the ground*
gravity: no more questions, ok?
red: yes yes, whatever you want, gravity