nasa worker: space snake, it's the middle of the night. this better be really important
space snake: it is!
space snake: there's a meteor or something heading straight for earth, our planet!
nasa worker: what?! how did we not pick it up on our very expensive NASA stuff?!
space snake: dunno
nasa worker: i must call my boss! stay on the line!
space snake: ok
important nasa guy: yes? what is it?
nasa worker: there's a meteor heading toward earth!
important nasa guy: oh no! our early detection systems have failed!
space snake: oh shoot, heh, false alarm guys
space snake: i must have been daydreaming about the film Armageddon again. earth is safe. phew
space snake: that reminds me of something! remember the movie Space Jam?
nasa worker: ...yes?
space snake: so do i!
nasa worker: goodnight space snake
He’s still out there protecting Earth from things. He’s a good snake.
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?