nasa worker: space snake, it's the middle of the night. this better be really important
space snake: it is!
space snake: there's a meteor or something heading straight for earth, our planet!
nasa worker: what?! how did we not pick it up on our very expensive NASA stuff?!
space snake: dunno
nasa worker: i must call my boss! stay on the line!
space snake: ok
important nasa guy: yes? what is it?
nasa worker: there's a meteor heading toward earth!
important nasa guy: oh no! our early detection systems have failed!
space snake: oh shoot, heh, false alarm guys
space snake: i must have been daydreaming about the film Armageddon again. earth is safe. phew
space snake: that reminds me of something! remember the movie Space Jam?
nasa worker: ...yes?
space snake: so do i!
nasa worker: goodnight space snake
He’s still out there protecting Earth from things. He’s a good snake.
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A new comic will be posted on Friday instead of Thursday due to me getting sick from working too much and wearing myself out. Sorry guys!
People with kids seem to develop special morning abilities that I do not have but seriously want.
I'm Dumb: The Sequel
Went to the gym before work again.
That was dumb.