green: i can't fix my computer. it just keeps crashing. what the heck?
*many googles later*
green: apparently i'm the only person in the english-speaking world with this problem. this is not good
green: have i just lost battle man vs. machine? i've never failed to fix a computer. i don't like how this feels
green: only one thing left to do
*green hits the laptop with a hammer*
green: the machines must never win
Given the circumstances, that was indeed the only way to fix that computer.