Seriously Steam, stop reminding me that I have all these great games I could be playing instead of doing work.
What’s that? L.A. Noire? I haven’t played it in a couple weeks and you want me to play it, steam? Haha, … ok. Ok ok, no need to yell.
Oh yes, and remember, I just got these handshake consultant shirts in for the preordering!
orange: wait, what's that? video games? is that you?
orange: steam? was that you? you want me to play a game?
orange: hahaha, i have important things to do tonight, steam! you're funny!
orange: what's that, steam? i bought a bunch of games during the sales and you need me to play them?
orange: haha! ...ok
orange: this is much better. thank you steam
*the next day*
orange: steam! i'm never gonna get this project done on time now! STEAM! what you done?!
orange: you're ruining my life AND it's costing me money! STEEEEEAM!!!