graph guy: do i have a shot with that girl over there? lemme consult my charts, diagrams and graphs
*venn diagram*
*left circle: me*
*right circle: that girl*
*intersection: never*
graph guy: the venn diagram never lies
That’s right, it’s that guy! His charts/graphs/diagrams help him survive out there in this crazy world.
Also, do you read Robbie and Bobbie? You should! It’s a fun webcomic about a robot and his boy.
While it may be true that a Venn diagram may never lie, It's a known fact that John Venn, the titular inventor of the Venn diagram, was a pathological liar. His only redemption was a legacy of truth born from a womb of deceit.
Giraffe Fan
I fell asleep during the diagraming part of math class. Does this mean I'll never get a date!
Um…how does this guy SURVIVE and reproduce, with so many graphs! He doesn't make decisions on his own, only graphs. He does it off of pure luck that he counts on the time he made those graphs to be exact to the moment he needs them.
Guy:O.k…I have a death or death decision, and I'm in a buiding with no power whatsoever! My choices are:Get shot with gun, jump out the window onto the power generator, and then an electric chair, WHICH DO I CHOOSE!
Graph:The gun!
Guy:YEAH! THAT'S THE PERFECT SCENARIO WHEN A BUILDING IS OFF POWER! HIT ME!*gets shot*
Graph: >:D MUAHAHAHA! I'm an evil graph :3