man: i majored in campfire engineering and minored in camping psychology, so listen up if you want to maximize your camping goodtimes!
man (to a group of kids): great spot, guys! a lot of great camping memories can be made in a location like this!
man (holding two kids): once we build this campfire together, we'll be best buds! studies have shown this!
man: i'm back with the sticks! now to use teamwork to build a campfire and become pals!
kids: we made the fire while you were gone!
kid: look how great it is!
man: i'm too late
That “made a campfire” bond can’t be broken.
My Tweet Action
Never party more than required.
"when it's time to party, we will party hard"
*I jump into a very spikey, deadly, metal abyss*
*party success pending*