man: i majored in campfire engineering and minored in camping psychology, so listen up if you want to maximize your camping goodtimes!
man (to a group of kids): great spot, guys! a lot of great camping memories can be made in a location like this!
man (holding two kids): once we build this campfire together, we'll be best buds! studies have shown this!
man: i'm back with the sticks! now to use teamwork to build a campfire and become pals!
kids: we made the fire while you were gone!
kid: look how great it is!
man: i'm too late
That “made a campfire” bond can’t be broken.
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Ok, I'm gonna be healthier starting now.
No more McDoubles!
Have a rad flu, folks.
I got a flu shot! So now if I get the flu, it's only be the raddest of flus. No common, expected flu for me!
It's gonna be sick.
Just read "Narcos" on Netflix as "Nachos".
I must be hungry.
Stay tuned for my Twitch stream!
Oh no. This is just Life.
Hot dogs are still one of my fallback late-night foods. NO REGRETS
Ok. I have a well enumerated list of regrets. Join me at my info session