man: i majored in campfire engineering and minored in camping psychology, so listen up if you want to maximize your camping goodtimes!
man (to a group of kids): great spot, guys! a lot of great camping memories can be made in a location like this!
man (holding two kids): once we build this campfire together, we'll be best buds! studies have shown this!
man: i'm back with the sticks! now to use teamwork to build a campfire and become pals!
kids: we made the fire while you were gone!
kid: look how great it is!
man: i'm too late
That “made a campfire” bond can’t be broken.
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In the middle of my after work run, as it all got darker, I realized that I should have bought some non black running clothes.
Upside of leaving the apartment for a few days and not taking care of dirty dishes and trash is coming back to many new fruit fly friends!
Ok, I'm gonna be healthier starting now.
No more McDoubles!
Have a rad flu, folks.
I got a flu shot! So now if I get the flu, it's only be the raddest of flus. No common, expected flu for me!
It's gonna be sick.
Just read "Narcos" on Netflix as "Nachos".
I must be hungry.