man: i don't know how you feel about me but, well, i have a crazy big crush on you
man (holding chart): see? look at this diagram i made! let's make it happen!
man: so hit me up sometime! we can engage in early relationship activities such as hand-holding and me-paying-for-our-check-at-applebees-if-you're-ok-with-it!
woman: this is getting weird. please go back to reading the news.
man: oh yes, professionalism. alright. ahem.
man: this just in. a man is on the loose in eastville. the man is a convicted serial datist. and it's me!
man: let's date a little, everyone!
I like this newscaster guy. He’s an honest dude.
Also! Check out this webcomic I just found.
Hejibits: It's a webcomic that I just found. It has swears and blood sometimes. Just letting you know =)
That there face links to a specific comic that just may be slightly related to this site. You’ll see.
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You know that scene in Face/Off where "Sean Archer" says "When all else fails, fresh tactics!" and then takes a sip… https://t.co/LDLROW8ILN
It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?