man: i don't know how you feel about me but, well, i have a crazy big crush on you
man (holding chart): see? look at this diagram i made! let's make it happen!
man: so hit me up sometime! we can engage in early relationship activities such as hand-holding and me-paying-for-our-check-at-applebees-if-you're-ok-with-it!
woman: this is getting weird. please go back to reading the news.
man: oh yes, professionalism. alright. ahem.
man: this just in. a man is on the loose in eastville. the man is a convicted serial datist. and it's me!
man: let's date a little, everyone!
I like this newscaster guy. He’s an honest dude.
Also! Check out this webcomic I just found.
Hejibits: It's a webcomic that I just found. It has swears and blood sometimes. Just letting you know =)
That there face links to a specific comic that just may be slightly related to this site. You’ll see.
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Help! My dog ate all of my preworkout and now he's super jacked and is stealing my lunch money. What do I do?!