blue: self checkout time! gonna show everyone how it's done!
blue (scanning items): yeah! so fast!
blue: scan 'em up! do it! i'm in the zone! do it! do it!
blue (swiping card): time to pay! sooooo fast!
blue (swiping card): it's not working! no! it's gonna- no! NO!
*employee assistance needed. please wait*
blue: NO! NO! NOO!
announcer 1: oh wow! i really thought mark had that transaction "in the bag"!
announcer 2: haHA, yes! the average man olympics are always full of surprises!
You should see me scan my items. So fast. People are all like when I’m self checking out.
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Also, there was a push at some point to blast social media with the company's job openings and I was fully "haha, nah. nope."about 14 hours ago