red: got the serious hungries going on right now. time to pause this game for a food break!
red (opening cupboard): whoa! this cupboard is full of meal components!
red: i could make a meal with this stuff using cooking. but i wont.
red: i'm certain i've spent more hours researching and crafting items in videos games that i ever have spent cooking.
red: what does that say about me?
red: who cares! more games!
I can cook a lot of stuff, so I’m definitely not this guy.
Oh. It sounded like you just asked if I could cook a food and the food you said didn’t sound like “spaghetti”. No, I can’t cook that.