Food Break
  • Aww man, that bonus comic is so win.

  • Felpe

    So you created a virtual meal, like invisible bread, how meta.

    • sharkoftheday

      No, bread is a foodstuff and meal component (all in one!).
      The paradox sandwich or nonexistent toast is cooked from invisible bread.

  • Anh

    I wonder how stick characters hold things… it's like trying to operate everything with a pair of chopsticks.

  • kktkkr

    And this is why I level my character in scavenging.

  • fatrpgdongs

    This man is me, but I have to choose between walking to the store for prepared food or make my own. Also cooking is not hard, it's a lot like starcraft builds, first you blindly copy pre-written data, then you start cooking situationally and then you settle on an own style. You can do it Man In The Comic. Don't die of starvation.

    • ActualHuman

      "I refuse!" is what he would say. He would rather game and die of starvation than not game and not die of starvation.

  • Amaster

    I can cook practically anything given a recipe, ingredients, and drive. Though I tend to lack one of them.

    • GUEST

      …I can guess which one… but honestly, lacking any of them due to a video-game-obsession would be pretty funny.

  • Giraffe Fan

    Please don't cook giraffes.

    • French Fry

      Don't worry, the hours of preparation and meal time would be over his budget and would probably not be well under his suggestive palate of spaghetti.

    • All giraffes are safe.

  • Wait…. what does he eat? Or does he survive off of the sustenance of the games alone? Also, when does he go to the bathroom? How does he pay bills? In fact, how does he do alot of things?

    • Aita

      Whatever he wants, skills can pay the bills, that's what a DS is for, gaming is good money, and by the power of greyskull and/or robotics, respectively.

      Hope I helped ya out there~

  • Love the use of "Meal components" instead of "Ingredients"

    • ActualHuman

      Ingredient? What type of item is that? Some sort of consumable that replenishes health?

  • Ben

    If he starts playing Skyrim he'll never eat again!

    • Jen

      i was thinking at first that this was referencing Skyrim, so glad someone said it! 😀 been playing it solidly since the midnight release 😀

  • Oraticus

    Encounter!

    You are presented with a real life situation that you have no experience with.
    Your action?
    :> Go play video games █

    Congratulations! You avoided an insurmountable encounter!
    You earned 136 XP.

    • glassesguy

      You later die of hunger, and your corpse is eaten by a Grue.

      • ActualHuman

        Congrats you win!

    • loopadoop

      Stealth +13
      Evasion +58
      Morale +37
      Apathy +64
      Intelligence -9
      Respect -38
      Social literacy -40
      Bank balance -39
      Accomplishment -48

  • Completely unrelated to the comic, if you have an account on a website (or series of websites) upon which the comments are powered by WordPress, would you be able to connect that account to this website the same way you can with Facebook? Or at the very least, similarly?

    • If a site is powered by WordPress and has the native WordPress commenting, it will have a different registration system than other sites powered by WordPress.

      This site uses Intense Debate for comments, which lets you to use a couple different options to log in with. WordPress.com is one of them, but that one is for blogs and stuff hosted at WordPress.com and not self-hosted WordPress sites like this one.

      I hope I answered the question you were asking!

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  • Chris Kopcow

    All games have taught me about food is that if I am fighting a bunch of people, and I'm wounded, all I need is to find some sort of herb or chicken leg on the ground, and I'm good

  • daft

    can some one please make that text based adventure, I want to play it.

  • THE Brosecant

    NEW T-SHIRT DESIGN!

    Please? 😀

    The hidden panel, I mean.

  • Wroxham school

    I know

    HA HA MADE U SCLROLL!

  • HEllo

    oh

  • HC!

    OMG ME AND MY BEAUTIFUL LITTLE SIS JUST FOUND THE FUNNIEST GAME IN THE WORLD!
    ITS CALLED YOU ARE A…. BY THE WAY DO THE DOTS TOO

    IM CHLOE!
    THATS MY SIS I WAS TALKING ABOUT!

  • HC!

    yeah like you can do im a pricaly boyfriend who likes to murder seaweeed and my sis is a happy dragon who likes to sluuuuurp gorillas

  • poo

    Kiss you hand three times then post this on 4 other sites

  • MrFeatherman

    My alchemy and enchanting it max level and cooking is level 1. My wife on the other hand is max level cooking and nagability. Level 1 everything else.

  • The term "meal components" could have described my spice rack very well. Now, I cook more and actually use some of them! 🙂

  • LordAwesome

    I just seem to be eating spaghetti right now!

  • Mineblock5000

    Some wild INGREDIENTS appeared!
    JUSTIN used VIDEO GAMES.
    It's super effective!
    The wild INGREDIENTS fainted.

  • Joshua Browning

    It says that you play WAY too much video games