red: got the serious hungries going on right now. time to pause this game for a food break!
red (opening cupboard): whoa! this cupboard is full of meal components!
red: i could make a meal with this stuff using cooking. but i wont.
red: i'm certain i've spent more hours researching and crafting items in videos games that i ever have spent cooking.
red: what does that say about me?
red: who cares! more games!
I can cook a lot of stuff, so I’m definitely not this guy.
Oh. It sounded like you just asked if I could cook a food and the food you said didn’t sound like “spaghetti”. No, I can’t cook that.
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You know that scene in Face/Off where "Sean Archer" says "When all else fails, fresh tactics!" and then takes a sip… https://t.co/LDLROW8ILN
It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?