snake: -ksh- mission control. space snake here. it's all weird up here.
snake: everything feels all weird. slithering is- nope, not as satisfying up here.
snake: i think it's the gravity down there that makes it feel so good. write that down, guys
*at mission control*
nasa guy 1: operation talking space snake is a success!
nasa guy 2: T.S.S!
important nasa guy (his shirt says so): what was that? what did you two spend money on now?!
nasa guy 1: nothing!
nasa guy 2: definitely not space snakes, that's for sure!
Even just a plain old talking snake is extremely impressive, but they did that AND sent it into space! Pretty amazing.
ALSO, that man’s shirt is available as a real-life shirt for wearing! Check it out here
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