boy: oh my god! i backed up the toilet at my friend's house! NO! all my friends are here!
boy (opening window): is there a plunger in here? nope. ok... it's time to run
boy (outside crawling down from window): finding new friends will be easier than overcoming the embarrassment of this event at school
*later that school year*
red: well, new kid, you definitely remind me a lot of my old friend steve
red: he left a terrible thing in my toilet once. you sure you're not him?
steve (with a moustache): well, did steve have a sweet moustache?
steve: well, there you go!
Run further! Further! You need to get to a new school district!
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Ok, I'm gonna be healthier starting now.
No more McDoubles!
Have a rad flu, folks.
I got a flu shot! So now if I get the flu, it's only be the raddest of flus. No common, expected flu for me!
It's gonna be sick.
Just read "Narcos" on Netflix as "Nachos".
I must be hungry.
Stay tuned for my Twitch stream!
Oh no. This is just Life.
Hot dogs are still one of my fallback late-night foods. NO REGRETS
Ok. I have a well enumerated list of regrets. Join me at my info session