boy: oh my god! i backed up the toilet at my friend's house! NO! all my friends are here!
boy (opening window): is there a plunger in here? nope. ok... it's time to run
boy (outside crawling down from window): finding new friends will be easier than overcoming the embarrassment of this event at school
*later that school year*
red: well, new kid, you definitely remind me a lot of my old friend steve
red: he left a terrible thing in my toilet once. you sure you're not him?
steve (with a moustache): well, did steve have a sweet moustache?
steve: well, there you go!
Run further! Further! You need to get to a new school district!
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