Big Problem
  • Billo

    I have a friend named Steve with a goatee and this made me think of h-WAIT!

  • Super Fluff

    He should have disguised with glasses. It worked for Super Man. I hate to think of Super Man's ability to destroy toilets. He doesn't have a mustache though, so I guess we know our septic system is safe for now!

    • Superman can't grow a moustache because when it grows in, it's a kryptonite moustache. He's gotta shave that thing 5 or 6 times a day to stay safe.

      • he cant grow it, but once in a time he faked it

        • Ah yes, nice find! That's when Superman was feeling inadequate because of his lack of real moustache growing abilities.

        • James

          Weird. A disguise for an alter ego.

          • alonzo

            i love to scare and trick pepole with costumes and disguses 🙂

      • weegee93

        ha ha! why would he grow his mortal weakness on his upper lip??? XD

  • AureateScribe

    Looks like he's going to have to buy a sombrero and a poncho, and then work on a Spanish accent this next time around.

  • Ren

    This is why kids don't eat their vegetables. Good digestion ruins good friendships.

  • Megan

    I just read through your archive. This is some funny stuff. Can't wait to read more.

    • Awesome, thanks! Welcome to the site!

      • Giraffe Fan

        Especially the jump-rope giraffe! Where did he go? Is he playing hopscotch now? Maybe he'll teach me, I never understood that game.

        • Evan

          hopscotch is fine, but no one will play leap frog with him…

          • weegee93


  • "Well did Steve have an awesome mustache?
    Well, there ya go!"
    This is one of the most hilarious things I've seen on the internet in a good long while. Thank you, good sir.

  • I once used my hand as a plunger in this situation. It worked. Plus, I wasn't so embarrassed about it anymore because my soul had died.

  • Mari

    This one is HILARIOUS!! omg haha

  • Backing up the toilet at a friends house has to be the most embarrassing day ever.

  • This is why people who don't have plungers in their bathrooms are no friends of mine.

  • This is perfect the toilet fun!!