boy: oh my god! i backed up the toilet at my friend's house! NO! all my friends are here!
boy (opening window): is there a plunger in here? nope. ok... it's time to run
boy (outside crawling down from window): finding new friends will be easier than overcoming the embarrassment of this event at school
*later that school year*
red: well, new kid, you definitely remind me a lot of my old friend steve
red: he left a terrible thing in my toilet once. you sure you're not him?
steve (with a moustache): well, did steve have a sweet moustache?
steve: well, there you go!
Run further! Further! You need to get to a new school district!
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It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?