mother (talking to son who is shaking a turtle): be gentle with that turtle
turtle on ground: oh jeez, the kid got adam!
adam: barry! it's time! use the secret turtle power! we won't be harassed again!
barry: HERE WE GO!
barry: did it work? adam?
*both turtles are huge*
adam: oh wow!
barry: they really downplayed this power in turtle school!
barry (threatening the mom and kid): yeah! what now?!
mother (to son): alright hun, enough with the turtles
I’ve always felt like turtles are always picked on. Like other animals just go over to turtles and poke at them until they go into their shells. Poor turtles. Kinda nice to see them stand up for themselves a little bit =)
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