man: so, this is... the future?
future man: yup! welcome! here is your universal communicator!
future man: angry youtube comments, ordering groceries, writing a paper- it can do it all! there's a cool eyepiece display too!
man: what if i don't want to be digitally connected to everyone everywhere, all the time?
future man: the future doesn't work like that...
future man: now put on your communicator or i'm going to downvote you
On the other hand, the future could be pretty cool because you would feel like a Terminator with all that fancy HUD stuff going on in the eyepiece display. “Oooo, pickles $1 off! Thanks, Terminator display!”
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In the middle of my after work run, as it all got darker, I realized that I should have bought some non black running clothes.
Upside of leaving the apartment for a few days and not taking care of dirty dishes and trash is coming back to many new fruit fly friends!
Ok, I'm gonna be healthier starting now.
No more McDoubles!
Have a rad flu, folks.
I got a flu shot! So now if I get the flu, it's only be the raddest of flus. No common, expected flu for me!
It's gonna be sick.
Just read "Narcos" on Netflix as "Nachos".
I must be hungry.