man: so, this is... the future?
future man: yup! welcome! here is your universal communicator!
future man: angry youtube comments, ordering groceries, writing a paper- it can do it all! there's a cool eyepiece display too!
man: what if i don't want to be digitally connected to everyone everywhere, all the time?
future man: the future doesn't work like that...
future man: now put on your communicator or i'm going to downvote you
On the other hand, the future could be pretty cool because you would feel like a Terminator with all that fancy HUD stuff going on in the eyepiece display. “Oooo, pickles $1 off! Thanks, Terminator display!”
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Currently riding the bus to work with a messenger bag full of Monster Energy. #friday
Yeah, I was born in 1901, sure. Just let me look at your age-restricted content please.
It's the year 2187. Robots are cheap and abundant. As you walk to the cafe, one approaches and says "You look great! http://t.co/noyo5RZW70"
A couple years ago, I visited NYC and bought some cool forks because I'm exciting like that.
Going through old code I wrote and found this:
alert("An empty string for a new global brand name? Try that one again; I believe in you!");
I'm starting this Monday off with a burnt tongue and some Limp Bizkit apparently.