man: so, this is... the future?
future man: yup! welcome! here is your universal communicator!
future man: angry youtube comments, ordering groceries, writing a paper- it can do it all! there's a cool eyepiece display too!
man: what if i don't want to be digitally connected to everyone everywhere, all the time?
future man: the future doesn't work like that...
future man: now put on your communicator or i'm going to downvote you
On the other hand, the future could be pretty cool because you would feel like a Terminator with all that fancy HUD stuff going on in the eyepiece display. “Oooo, pickles $1 off! Thanks, Terminator display!”
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Here's to hoping that two coffees will solve today's problem of dumb brain.about 17 hours ago
Hey everyone! Sleep at LEAST seven hours tonight, tomorrow and forever because we are all adults here, right?