man (he is outside): i can't believe i forgot to wear sunscreen
man: my poor delicate skin. it can barely handle the flow of my computer monitor
man: i can feel it. like the sting of millions of tiny little arrows
man (a bunch of UV rays are hitting his face, his face has been getting more and more burnt): i'm doomed out here
Put on that sunscreen! Oh man, don’t forget! That sun is always trying to shoot you with those UV arrows because it’s mean.
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