man (he is outside): i can't believe i forgot to wear sunscreen
man: my poor delicate skin. it can barely handle the flow of my computer monitor
man: i can feel it. like the sting of millions of tiny little arrows
man (a bunch of UV rays are hitting his face, his face has been getting more and more burnt): i'm doomed out here
Put on that sunscreen! Oh man, don’t forget! That sun is always trying to shoot you with those UV arrows because it’s mean.
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In the middle of my after work run, as it all got darker, I realized that I should have bought some non black running clothes.
Upside of leaving the apartment for a few days and not taking care of dirty dishes and trash is coming back to many new fruit fly friends!
Ok, I'm gonna be healthier starting now.
No more McDoubles!
Have a rad flu, folks.
I got a flu shot! So now if I get the flu, it's only be the raddest of flus. No common, expected flu for me!
It's gonna be sick.
Just read "Narcos" on Netflix as "Nachos".
I must be hungry.