man (he is outside): i can't believe i forgot to wear sunscreen
man: my poor delicate skin. it can barely handle the flow of my computer monitor
man: i can feel it. like the sting of millions of tiny little arrows
man (a bunch of UV rays are hitting his face, his face has been getting more and more burnt): i'm doomed out here
Put on that sunscreen! Oh man, don’t forget! That sun is always trying to shoot you with those UV arrows because it’s mean.
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You know that scene in Face/Off where "Sean Archer" says "When all else fails, fresh tactics!" and then takes a sip… https://t.co/LDLROW8ILN
It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?