Well dang, that prank couldn’t have backfired any more! He was all primed for a good pranking, but then you go and give him the perfect amount of milk for his perfectly tiny bowl and his single piece of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. You pulled him out of a terrible mood and into a fantastic one. He even has an interview today! You should feel good about helping him out when he really needed it, but you won’t.
That’s right, sometimes I chat with the characters I create. That’s mean-spirited grey shirt man. He’s mean.