*a man is stading who looks dirty. he has stink lines rising from him*
man: urg, i really don't want to shower this morning
man: i hope i'm the only on that can see these stink lines...
man: if people can see them, i'll say it's smoke because i was on fire! yeah!
man: hmm, but they'll still be able to smell me
man: a poop fire! i was in a poop fire! ha! yes!
*the man is sad and standing in the shower*
Shower Rule #1: If you are trying to convince yourself that you don’t need a shower, you probably need a shower.
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I'm at that point in my life where I gotta decide...
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I'm an adult and I'm an adult now, hi.about 18 hours ago
I was warned and I didn't listen.
The world. It rolled me.
"So you like your wings hot?"
"Oh boy, be careful what you wish for!"
*drips three more drops of frank's red hot onto the wings*