*a man is stading who looks dirty. he has stink lines rising from him*
man: urg, i really don't want to shower this morning
man: i hope i'm the only on that can see these stink lines...
man: if people can see them, i'll say it's smoke because i was on fire! yeah!
man: hmm, but they'll still be able to smell me
man: a poop fire! i was in a poop fire! ha! yes!
*the man is sad and standing in the shower*
Shower Rule #1: If you are trying to convince yourself that you don’t need a shower, you probably need a shower.
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Was driving a little fast and saw a cop scouting, so I of course quickly pressed down on the gas as if it were the brakes whoops.