friend: what a day! it will be nice to unwind at the bar
ID man: crap. i forgot my ID
ID man: lemme borrow your extra ID. i have an idea
*at the bar*
bouncer: ID please
ID man: here ya go!
bouncer: there's something wrong with your ID...
ID man: just line that up with... yeah!
*the bouncer is holding up the man's license and there is a hole in it where the photo would be. that hole is lined up with ID man so that he appears in the hole and he is giving a thumbs up.*
Wait a minute. What’s that thing that shows up when you move the mouse to the bottom right of the comic section? It looks like it’s … a pi symbol?
Jeez, that’s weird.
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You know that scene in Face/Off where "Sean Archer" says "When all else fails, fresh tactics!" and then takes a sip… https://t.co/LDLROW8ILN
It hasn't happened yet because I do not own a lawn chair.
Soon I'll be a grumpy old man with a lawn chair set up at a busy intersection yelling at cars not following the rules.
grumble grumble please use your turn signals grumble grumble
I don't think Penny would like it if she found out that, twice a week, I give a beer to her mom Pam on her way to work.
I'm pretty sure I say "sorry" like a Canadian now.
Sooooo, is that dual citizenship?