man (looking at something in his hand): oh shoot! this gift certificate expires TODAY!
man: unplanned shopping spree time! ha, sweet!
man (holding charmin and bounty packages); i've succeeded and failed at the same time
Well, at least he got the good stuff. Can’t go wrong with Bounty® Paper Towels and Charmin® Ultra Strong Toilet Paper.
Oh wow, look at that. A lifetime supply of both products just showed up at my door for this endorsement. Sweet. You know what else is great? Monster energy drinks. The best.
Nope, no lifetime supply at my door. I would have much preferred that over the toilet paper and paper towels.
