Invisible Bread

realtor: this really is a great potential home for you! AND it's very well priced blue: it was incredible! thanks for the help, realtor guy! realtor: just doin' my job realtor: oh yes, and every thursday and 1 PM, there is a 1 in 1000 chance of the house exploding blue: ...pardon? realtor: some say it's a result of the mid 2000s housing boom realtor (nudging blue): haha, GET IT?! realtor: anyway, it's time to see if the house will explode or not! everyone i've shown the house to loves this part! *realtor has arm around blue and is staring intently at the house for two panels* realtor: it didn't do it! blue: even factoring in the cost of home explosion insurance, this is still a great deal! sold! *shakes hands with realtor*