Invisible Bread

red (to self); why was i never told of how long leases were?! i don't know if i can handle it! leasing agent: once you sign, we can assign you an apartment red (to self): i don't feel old enough to handle this level of responsibility! just keep a poker face. p-p-p-poker face red (to self): come on! be an adult about this! this lease is testing your adulthood! and you must pass! red: let's see what we have here. please give me a moment leasing agent: sure red (looking at lease): .... ah red: hmmm red: but...ah red: what if... oh, i see red: the lease looks great! leasing agent: you didn't read a single word, did you? red: nope *signed*