Invisible Bread

red: i'd love for you to listen to this music, friend-of-mine! hipster: ok hipster: urg, what is this mainstream stuff? why would you - *all the hipster stuff pops off of him* previous hipster: whoa! what the heck?! red: it works! my music works! previous hipster: i'm... not a hipster anymore? red: nope! i created music that is perceived to be so mainstream that it will snap any hipster out of their hipsterness instantly! previous hipster: i feel weird on both the outside and inside red: soon, you won't be alone previous hipster: what? *soon, in williamsburg brooklyn (hipster capital of NYC/world)* *music is blaring our of speakers on the top of a truck* *the music is transforming all the hipsters* red (watching); yes. yes. off-screen hipster: my beard, scarf and glasses! red: yes